Nylon strings, leather pants

I saw Sharon Isbin play tonight with the Rochester Philharmonic Orchestra. Where do people get off being that talented and that good-looking at the same time? If looks and talent are zero-sum, some of us are getting seriously ripped off here. In addition, she was wearing leather pants.

What does this have to do with sci-fi? Well, for one thing, Darth Vader wore leather pants, too. I wonder if he could play guitar, with the force or otherwise.